One children's artwork accuses a teacher of doing 'meth' with them, while another paints her mum as a stripper - you wouldn't put them on the fridge. As supportive, encouraging parents, our kids' artwork usually goes straight up on the fridge door - no matter how splodgy or illegible it may be. However, every parent has their limits. And we have to admit that if the little ones came home with one of these drawings, we might have to come up with an excuse not to put it in pride of place. Although the pictures were drawn by oblivious children, when viewed through adult eyes they can have quite a different meaning. From unfortunate misspellings to disturbingly phallic drawings, these gems can all be taken the wrong way.
Joey King. Age: 24. A beautiful girl agrees to spend a pleasant evening with you, filled with romance, eroticism and beauty! You just need to dial my phone number and, when I answer you, tell me exactly how you would like to spend our joint time! I guarantee you a lot of pleasure and good rest in the society of an intelligent and sexy girl.
10 Parenting Tips Learned From My Time as a Stripper That You Need to Know
Umm excuse me, but I am NOT a stripper. this was all a misunderstanding - Imgur
Parenting lessons abounded in my former workplace environment. So if you can stomach it, here is some parenting wisdom from a woman who knows, not just how tough parenting can be, but also how tough shaking your naked body for dollar bills can be. Here are the top ten parenting lessons that you may glean from my brave time dancing naked in bars…. Just as the newly ordained exotic dancer finds that the rewards are much smaller, so does the new mother. It might be time to have a talk with your mother about honesty. The relaxing life of an entertainer… Just kidding! You will need to work doubles to earn that grand a night.
Lea Elui G. Age: 27. The most gentle and sophisticated, short-term guest of your city, sensual and temperamental, I invite you to a voluptuous erotic date. I know what you want.
Shovel-Selling Pole Dancer
Snopes needs your help! Learn more. A child's drawing seemingly depicts mom as a pole dancer when in reality she was a Home Depot clerk trying to sell a shovel. As countless parents can attest, children possess an unnerving talent for visiting embarrassment upon them. Many a youngster has breathlessly given away family secrets simply because he had not yet grasped that what is freely discussed at home is not necessarily to be shouted in the street.
But having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists. She stipulated that the surprise take place in drama class - and even asked the teacher to film it so the family could see the boy's reaction. But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for.